[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

I feel like the other side of that central plate has your answer. Pop the central screw and see what is on the other side of that discoloration.

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I got kicked one time completely at random. I was confused more than anything. Like, what? I thought about it and decided I had a simple solution. I just host every game I play. I know I love Democracy. If it's my finger on the button I know we are in good hands.

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 204 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I would reject this pull request. Why is the indenting all over the place? Why is your keyword capitalisation all over the place? WHY YELLOW?!

Edit: the more I look at this the more it pisses me off. Wtf is going on with your kerning? Just random number and placement of spaces. Also, why is the table name in caps? Who does that? Select * is lazy. Do you really need every field about a girl? Really? Worst of all, not a limited request. I sware this is just the kind of thing that would return 30 million rows and brick the database for twenty seconds.

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago

Sir Chad carries a twelve pounder hand cannon, and when he ignites the powder the ball sails true into the main deck of the pirate, but the recoil capsizes his vessel.

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Stupid sexy Flanders.

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

That is awesome. And maybe this is a dumb question but... Would that actually make the report of the gun louder?

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I wish I could show this comment to people who built a multi million dollar project for the government using just these kinds of tools. But maybe you can only get away with that kind of thing in government contracting work lol

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

That's what I said when I joined a place that wrote almost everything in blueprints. Somehow all the other devs didn't think it was possible.

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 103 points 10 months ago

It's code, but without automated tests, comments, style rules, and often stored in binary files making change management a nightmare.

It's trying to paint but you can only use your fingers and also one of the other devs ate all the red.

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

An amazing story, and just downright perplexing. It is a shame you never found out what on earth was going on in the CTOs head. I would love to understand the thought process (or lack thereof) that went into that.

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago
The future is already here – it's just not evenly distributed.

The Economist, December 4, 2003, William Gibson

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