i dont think its the onions fault, parody just got more difficult when real life is already ridiculous

pretty sure that its a moon.

blockchain where we buy hashes linking to the image library of babel.

there is no ethical consumption, just do your best.

it wont use on its own citizens yet

...Yeah, and I forget the next couple of lines, but then it goes...

Secret tunnel!

Secret tunnel!

Through the mountain! 

Secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel

as was foretold.

That makes sense, people shouldn't do that then i guess.

if you have a generator and your house has no electricity, you can power your house by plugging a generator into an outlet.

I am not an electrician and dont know how this would safely be done, i assume your house would need to be disconnected from the grid or something.

2 would maybe be custom hero with all the songs downloaded

oh yeah? im succeeding and making my own church and we're going to answer every headline that ends with a question mark with a yes, meet online, and our congregation can do drugs and divorce eachother.

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah

fuck ben shapino but also this is relevant