I'm doing this new thing where I try to like things. Movies, TV shows, games, etc. I don't always succeed and some things are very hard to like. But the alternative just leads to poisoned expectations and the death of joy.

Sure. Why wait and decide for ourselves? Let's hate it now.

!REMINDME 4.5 billion years

Tell that to Johnny Felatio.

I think humanity has always assumed this. Hurray for scientific conformation.

"And then it got worse" is practically the Russian national motto.

Reddit needs to write some new material.

They only call it "class warfare" when poor people fight back.

It's okay, we're getting rid of history lessons too!

Building shareholder value, duh.

People can care about multiple things.

I used to work with a guy who was religious about backing up his files to an external drives. Until someone broke into his house and stole his computer AND his external drives. He lost everything.