While I'm happy to hear we are good enough friends to share this kind of misery with, I really wish you wouldn't. Sometimes NOT sharing is caring.

You're awful! Coffee is wonderful! You just don't understand it! I mean regular coffee not cat poop coffee...that's just weird.

Silly question. When you say America do you mean North, Central or South? All three?

I feel like people approving it would be from Russia, China, and North Korea.

Only the first born. You get to keep the rest.

But there are only 6 cats?

Can confirm. I am a sleepy Dad! I mean I've got narcolepsy, so I was always destined to be sleepy Dad.

So what are you guys doing to make your colons smell good?

Phew! It is such a breath of fresh air to see that this statement didnt end with "in the United States."