Because someone wants to know if you use the calculator to spell boobies (8008135)

I bet Putin joked that he would throw an opponent out the window once. I think it went well.. for him

Bring new meaning to the phrase "better luck next time!". I would also expect some sort of suicidal hashtag trend like #imatryagain

Death stranding

I reckon the meeting about the tokens went something like "okay, how can we monetise this?", "Okay hear me out here... monkeys!... digital monkeys!"

Money. I feel my depression holds me back from networking and seeking and gaining higher paid employment. A lot of glass half empty and "I wouldn't be considered" thinking

They don't need to change the name, just change what it stands for to Reddit Is Fucked

Quick, someone figure out a way to write 'Fuck u/spez' without increasing site traffic!

I feel like he's trying to see how fast it can be done

Sounds like these threads are becoming... unravelled...

Mine was transformers so technically I didn't have to choose one

Therefore any company that puts out notices or alerts via Twitter should immediately exit the platform. Running their own server on mastodon would be a better bet