You can add the instant coffee to coffee and some powdered milk to some milk for it and then you'll have more coffee per coffee and milk per milk than anyone else

Wet ass point

I call it methinex instead of Mucinex

M'theydy

Congratulations on the job.

Yee olde gamer

Maybe they couldn't guarantee that the mobile version could run well with all of them? That's what I've always assumed.

Wanet jar-ez

This is why I don't look at the clock and just go to sleep.