I'm just going to throw a random thought into the mess. The balloons would be moving. Essentially, they would be vibrating from all the micro bumps. I think either the electrostatic energy or the heat generated by friction would pop balloons more readily than the weight itself.
Source: mostly guessing.
Do you have more examples?
They lost subs in areas with the password crackdown and picked up subs in lower cost areas. They earned less.
They could, but your 1s get mirrored to -1.
Neither of those are really jobs.
What if you just like getting dicked, but don't like being on camera? Seems like an alright gig.
Gen Z is really bad at technology, and I don't know how long it will take them to get good.
Since X is an everything company, their non-compete covers every conceivable field that an employee could work in. They are doomed to eternal X-ing.