The US army has been training these militants inside Al-Tanf under the pretext of confronting ISIS.
"Look, just put these two letter patches after your name and we'll fund you instead of fight you. Deal?"
One month later
"We're pleased to announce the eradication of ISIS with the heroic deeds of our forces in the area: ISISN'T"
And that's not even with the "real man" window extensions that stick out another 3 feet to see around all the nothing they're hauling
"Ask not, 'Can we afford to?' but 'Can we afford not to?' Have you seen the MIC 
lately?!"
"What?! No! My identity is "Truck". And the bigger the truck the more my identity it is!"
🎵 We'll send him shitty contracts
the worst we can find
He'll have to strike through them all
and we'll monitor his mind 🎵
I wonder if there was family drama when Tommy Boy came out:
"You can't make a movie where the bad guy is an evil capitalist who doesn't care about the auto-workers. That's a direct attack on your cousin!"
It's not what I was hoping for 
but that was still a fun video
Always the same map 
I don't think I've ever had the chance to post this sincerely before...https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
They made $40 billion in profit on oil and gas in 2022 and they can't even be arsed to spend 0.25% to pretend to be doing something to reduce the rate of their eco-cide 
Would it be a reasonable guess that this could be caused by untreated farm runoff from infected cows' poo?