Flabbergassed

Why would anyone want either of those things?

Just because you say that, doesn't make it a fact.

Are you saying that Picard's ass is a constant source of light?

My job was taken by Dave.

And they always act as if there's no way it could have been copied and exist somewhere else.

I hope you're not kink shaming.

I've had items show different prices of an item on 3 different devices all logged into the same account.

Did Elon buy Wikipedia? I must have missed that.

Maybe I don't deserve the money, but I need donations, if you can afford it.

I rarely get the top speed that I pay for. At least I'm not paying $900/month for the same speed.

I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords.

I'm Kilroy.