Unfortunately, nothing will be as stupid as the reality

It really sounds like the newspeak russian media uses. Like, the explosions are called "loud claps", helicopter crashes have been called "hard landing" etc

Haven't played for a couple of years now, but honestly loved Paladins and Smite appealed to me in concept (never really had enough time to spare to learn how to play MOBA). While the communities and creatives in and around the games are awesome, it's been known that the higher-ups and some of the management are extremely shitty forever. It's one of the reasons why the games didn't get the attention they deserve, why the promising esports scenes around them are dead etc. Not surprised, but still sad they've decided to fuck over the VAs like that and shoot themselves in the foot once again in terms of reputation

Plot twist — their dad is the dentist

Semantics, I guess, but it says "disease" in the meme, does that really constitute a disease?

Not how it works though. It might alleviate pain and improve your perception of your well-being, but it won't heal you