I've never seen Haskell used, but it looks the most readable. I would consider using it if I didn't think it would piss off other devs.
It's possible that there are multiple consciousnesses within a single person, and when each of them reads this post, they all think it refers to them. "You" are just one of the consciousnesses, thinking you are the main one. Or maybe you think it refers to you, but another consciousness in the same body is aware of itself as well as you and laughing at your ignorance.
Can you explain why you think this, and also explain how you reconcile that opinion with his decision to move to Spain in the 1930s to fight Franco?
Are you calling Orwell a fascist figure? He risked his life fighting fascism.
Believe it or not, Alex Jones sells his own line of Zapatista coffee called "Patriot blend"