My bootstraps broke when I pulled them harder.

Turns out the local company that made bootstraps for 125 years was bought out by a hedge fund, which promptly fired all of the workers and subcontracted manufacturing to a company in Sri Lanka who could make them much cheaper by using inferior materials and by paying the Sri Lankan workers in 6 months what a fired local worker made in a day.

Ironically, the hedge fund CEO with the MBA he received as a legacy admission to Cornell only wears slippers because fuck you, I'm the boss.

Canadian confirmed, eh.

Ah, the rarely seen "narpyarp"

Borgbackup to Borgbase

Yes, you just access it from an internal address.

An individual instance can be load balanced pretty easily, but that's on the admin of that instance to implement.

Pfft - everyone knows you need a soul to get online

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Don't worry about Phoenix - they're always blue

lemmygrad would like to know your location

After those, the only logical destination is TempleOS

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