CurlyChopz

joined 1 year ago
[–] CurlyChopz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's actually called "Le Nux" but it had to be changed so it wasn't too controversial for the rest of the world

[–] CurlyChopz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Ever heard of "Samsung"

[–] CurlyChopz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you never heard of black pudding or bludwurst?

[–] CurlyChopz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good morning, sir, how may I help?

Why hello there, my partner has sustained a sting from the insect Vespula vulgaris and as a consequence is experiencing severe swelling in her genital area.

Oh, how awful!

(Mishearing the gentleman as saying "perform anal sex with your partner) thank you for your advice, the idea had not crossed my mind!

[–] CurlyChopz@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)