Depending on how you design your transport tubes, I feel like they could turn into a rail gun. Or I suppose a railcannon

Something something, ICE TO MEET YOU! something something.

That's not a fact, my friend. "beat up" is certainly relative, and I would absolutely say it does not apply here. Definitely not my favorite Tarantino movie but this is not the hill to die on.

Says it works on both organic and robotic lifeforms in the description.

I agree completely. "Executives" basically anyone above a director level loves to throw their authority aeound. We recently got a new CEO and he wanted to get OneDrive working even though we're a Google shop. At least 3 different teams had to adjust policy and then put him in his own Active Directory OU, because he said "we shouldn't be in the business of telling employees what software they should use, we should just support it."

That's awesome. Thanks for sharing!

Trust him only to ensure the survival of the human race, nothing more, nothing less.

You absolutely do not have to answer. But do you work for OSHA?

I've also got this backpack. It's been my go-to when I originally bought it when I started college nearly 9 years ago. I love the absolute shit out of it.

That's alright, you tried. Looks like people understood the intent and had a good laugh. One of my dyslexic wife's better misspeaks was taking a guess at "Jormungandr", and she went with "Juggernaut". Gorilla warfare certainly is a more fun image to picture.

Now this I can get behind!