I like "stab it, strangle it, pull out its guts, and toss it off a cliff" 🤣

Awww, sweet baby

Hoping? More like waiting for the can opener to catch on 😹

only ever had one that tried to sneak around.

Oh, so you do understand that some cats try to sneak around, but decided to be judgemental about something you have experience with.

Yep, it's just practice, lots and lots of practice. I did it while making eggs- if I did it right I fried them, if I broke the yokes scrambled eggs it is. I was taught by an actual chef in culinary camp, but it took me awhile to actually get the technique down. I can one hand crack, but only if I don't care about the yoke staying together.

Yep, I'm pretty sure I have ADHD and crocheting is great for occupying my hands.

That's a whole mood. I hate attention, but what if???

Small suitcase or large cat? Cutie either way.

Yep, like I totally came out to face increased harassment for shits and giggles, it's so much fun.

Oh smart, that looks cozy

That looks so comfy