I thought it was just another leaf growing, but to my surprise it was a bloom stalk. It lasted less than 24 hours before expiring, and a second opened up. It's always cool to get surprise blooms!
They have guns, too. Thankfully firearms are federally regulated.
No response means the magic gibberish has worked, and rejection means that they move on to the next step of paper terrorism. When they wind up in court they further dig in. It's peak "us vs them" mindset.
Looks like my neighbour's cat, Crowley. If he's not off skulking in the bushes, he's yeowling loudly off his deck because he hates being limited to the house. 
It's like someone watched Iron Skies 1 and 2 and mistook them for documentaries. I keep waiting for them to praise Hitler riding a T-Rex.
Yes, go to the bank and ask a teller for access to your trust fund. Now all we need to do is wait for the inevitable follow-up post on how banks are denying their rights and other unhinged insanity.
I have a graptoveria that produces air roots constantly, mostly because despite having a perfectly good pot and light source, it does its utmost to grow outside of the pot. Every year I have to chop and prop it to save it from itself.
Don't give them ideas.
Hope no one needs to use the stairs- this looks like an ankle attack zone.
I'm sure a nice pot of cat grass or cat nip will entice her into her new garden space.
Such a sweet kitty- she's lucky to have an awesome cat parent like you.
To sits or not to sits. What a conundrum.
Zone 8b
Varieties: Russian blue, white
Grown in potato planting bags for good drainage. They are in the process of flowering, and some have produced a fruit (very poisonous - do not eat it). Hoping for lots of potatoes this year 🙂
The floppy plants to the left are garlic (soft and hardneck Italian). They are fine; they got too tall and fell over.
Saw this guy chilling on my deck railing, and as soon as the camera came out, he struck this pose.
This floofy boi befriended me while on a walk around my strata. He's friendly and wants all the pets and scratches.
This some breatharian level logic.