ButtholeSpiders

joined 1 year ago

That’s probably the blood leaving your legs.

Or you could stay, there’s no shame friend.

But, that’s how they become pine cone shaped.

Well said, we must never give up in the battle with ads.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Kiss my sexy Klingon ass, Google. I will forever battle ads.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A Klingon doesn’t skip leg day’s.

Correct, these are most certainly, POOPS. I have Toto toilets that I bought to ensure I can flush without fear of it’s returning from Sto-vo-kor.

I figured it was a hilariously macabre joke, I wish I lived in the area to get his signature.

Make it optional for starters, followed by compensation for gas for anyone coming in.

[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When I get hemorrhoids, it’s not from sitting for long periods. It’s due to my need for a poop bat’leth. I take Klingon sized poops.

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