BodilessGaze

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This dude was bugging me at the JC Penney fitting room rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

He's trying to help you figure out a gorilla joke for this post

Stay calm rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago

My jimmies remain unrustled

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[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago (8 children)

We let adults decide in 2016 and they fucked it up, so giving kids a chance makes sense.

Rule of thumb in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The lamppost knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't.

yeagh in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

oh my gah

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[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why is Uni called "big boobs"?

Gamer Oppression Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 67 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That predates Shakespeare. Imagine if Shakespeare had written a play about gamer oppression.

For one thing, I'm guessing they knew that the Great Pyramid isn't a prison for a giant octopus. in c/insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world
[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Why is the giant tentacle monster in the desert? Someone should help the poor thing get back to the ocean before it dehydrates

Hog Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago

This is why I don't understand why people want to live near the beach. Doesn't the deafening chorus of oinks and stench of pig manure bother them?

Ruins rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

The only distinct memory I have of Sears is when I got to try out the Nintendo Virtual Boy in their electronics section back in ~95. I was very excited because I thought Nintendo could do no wrong at that point. Needless to say, I was disabused of that notion very quickly.

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Literuley 1984 (sh.itjust.works)
 

Alt text: mod going MAD WITH POWER by inserting "rule" in the title of a post lacking it

(this is sarcasm, in case that wasn't abundantly clear)

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Rabies rule (sh.itjust.works)
 

Maggie was found and returned to her owner: https://www.pawboost.com/landing/pet/icRlBUuIvShl1U3XGH0vdvSD3e023dgF/lost-maggie-anchorage-ak-99502

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Happy 30th birthday to RFC 1631 ("NAT"), the "short term solution" we all rely on (datatracker.ietf.org)
 

From the conclusion:

NAT may be a good short term solution to the address depletion and scaling problems. This is because it requires very few changes and can be installed incrementally. NAT has several negative characteristics that make it inappropriate as a long term solution, and may make it inappropriate even as a short term solution. Only implementation and experimentation will determine its appropriateness.

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Kilrule was here (sh.itjust.works)
 
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