Yellow 5? Ah, so this is the real reason for the Mountain Dew verification can...

Negative, I am a meat popsicle

I've seen these before, I can confirm it's real

I hate that this is how I learned about this, but somehow not surprised

I fell into a burning rule of fire

Women and I are in the USA and I are in the USA and I are in the USA

And it keeps repeating...

Foah suppah, I er uh would like a party plattah

Probably Trump wanting to monetize it for himself. It is, unfortunately, an amazing photo

And he was a metal singer, went by Charlemagne, if I'm not mistaken

But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please!"

Is this Papa Roach's new song?

Storm Troopers and Vader's coming,

We're finally on our own