Bewilderbeast

joined 1 year ago
[–] Bewilderbeast@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Gazizza mah dilznoofus!

[–] Bewilderbeast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s kind of a sideways femullet. Business on one, maybe two sides, party on the top.

[–] Bewilderbeast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Any of the William Gibson trilogies. Even though The Peripheral didn't work out.

[–] Bewilderbeast@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Sharpen your knives. Replace your furnace filter. Clean your gutters.

[–] Bewilderbeast@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I alwsys thought it was because eagles like to take it easy and don't let the sound of their own wings drive them crazy.

[–] Bewilderbeast@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because kids are too young to drink.

[–] Bewilderbeast@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm watching Terminator - The Sarah Connor Chronicles. I don't know how I missed this back in 2008. It's real good.

[–] Bewilderbeast@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Gary Oldman. Olivia Colman. Philip Seymour Hoffman. Cate Blanchett. Tommy Lee Jones. Charlize Theron. Val Kilmer. Emily Blunt. Lee Pace. Sydney Sweeney. Walton Goggins. Laura Donnelly.

[–] Bewilderbeast@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What if the aliens are religious and their god is the one true god?

[–] Bewilderbeast@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'd probably just fuck myself.

[–] Bewilderbeast@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"A beatin' ain't the worst thing in life that's gonna happen to you. You stand it like a man. And give some back."

-Al Swearengen

[–] Bewilderbeast@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think it's from Generation Kill, where the Marines are bounding and when it's the journalist's turn, he runs back and forth instead of in a straight line and explains it with "Serpentine!"

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