Every seat is a love seat to him

Yeah it's for brown reasons

That headline made me feel dumb for a minute because I kept having to reread it. But I love it

Just leave right after the kid rock show

As an American who understands other countries climates, I understood and appreciated this map perfectly fine, and because I understand the general climates of Australia I can understand what is meant by North India...and it's not the himilayas

Twisted Metal: Ukraine

God you're right, this is why I pay you the big bucks

I know social media shows us stuff it wants us to see, but Snapchat shows the absolute worst shit, it has never once shown me something I'd ever want to see. It really is the most ratchet app.

My god why do I still have it, I gotta talk to my therapist about this

"hello ladies, my name is Larry Haser, you can call me Laser and I'm going to show you all how to bust a move....first things first; you've all seen a kangaroo right?"

Papillon in French

I better start eating people now so I can be a good cannibal in the wastelands

I kept going back to the place where I met my ex girlfriend, in the hopes I'd keep meeting cool girls there...god that sounds way more sad than I wanted it to.