567PrimeMover

Having the hood up gives you a temporary +2 boost to hacking

This is the second anti Linux community I've heard of this person running, and now they're spamming Linux communities? What did Linus do to hurt them so bad

The Model M IS the weapon

Holy shit thank you. I'm always in the car or somewhere where you can't just casually look something like that up, and by the time I get home I forget. Also the whole feeling awkward about looking it up. It seems like one of those oddly specific things where you kinda have to already know what it is to ask about it (if that makes sense), so it seems suspicious to be asking questions about it

The Protocols of the Elders of Zion

Every so often, Robert Evans from Behind the Bastards mentions this. I want to know what it is so badly, but also don't want that shit in my search history

When people mention watercooling is this what they mean

Don't normally like vanity plates but this one definitely gets a pass

Yeah just get it from the gas station like a normal person

If I move too much the grease doesn't congeal the way I like it

who want their Fedussy broke

Good catch, that's really weird. They must be trying to enhance the battered spouse look because that guys looks like he had his soul sucked out through his nose after enduring a 10 round prize fight

The salutation for System Administrator day is "Happy System Administrator Day! Hey, since I've got you here do you think you can <insert task here>"

The customary reply is "Thanks! I'll add it to my list"