[-] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago

My guess is 3 drinks at $1.00 each, plus $0.10 tax on each drink.

[-] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

Well, the opposite is them wishing for your death I guess. So at least it's hoping your still alive tomorrow.

[-] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Somehow I didn't see that. Thanks for pointing it out!

[-] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

Toldeo, Spain is actually in approximately the correct place.

[-] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 167 points 2 months ago

I'll bet one of the exceptions is having a bunch of money.

[-] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago

That's true. Let the largest BGP routers go down for 5 minutes and any demands the people who run them have would be met.

[-] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

It's an emotional support animal, a programming rubber ducky, and it helps with workouts, since having to run after a sheep burns calories.

[-] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Do doggy boots count as shoes? Do socks count? Would a sheep with boots and a cigar be allowed?

[-] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

Ah, OK. Thank you! I hadn't thought of that.

[-] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 65 points 3 months ago

This isn't even A.I., no matter what they call it. It's OCR and an SQLite database. Honestly, they could have done it 25 years ago .

[-] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago

I think they mean ecclesiastical deed poll.

[-] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 18 points 5 months ago

The board has already replaced the health insurance risk manager with AI. Don't worry! Now, a neural net is guessing based off of how much money the CEO wants to make next quarter.

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