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[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Agnostic: I don't know shit.

[–] xeekei@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Pantheism: "It's all the same shit."

[–] Uriel238@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Naturalism: That giant deuce that you just dropped, that's the same stuff stars are made of!

[–] getBoolean@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Funny, but aside from that for Catholics we believe bad stuff happens because of the devil, not punishment from god

[–] Uriel238@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I remember the devil went from popping volcanoes and starting plagues to selling nifty magics for immortal souls. These days He's into Rock-&-Roll and Dungeons & Dragons (also LGBT+ and feminism).

I'm assuming there's a secret holy order that retroactively gives salvation to everyone, triggered by the human species goes extinct, and that's why Satan has softened His game. But that's just me.

[–] literallyacat@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Fudaism, eh?

[–] chocolate@vlemmy.net 1 points 1 year ago

tl;dr for religious texts