this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why do you get a jeep?

[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this a thing? I was unaware of it

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Man I'm jealous nether of my browsers give me search suggestions only spell check

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i'm worried about the people googling for help with being under water

[–] tromars@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Guys what do I do he just keeps looking at me like this

[–] Exist@feddit.nl 8 points 1 year ago
[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah shit my bad I just invaded Poland

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] only0218@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

You've got the classic

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Guys when your date accidentally invaded Poland they probably have a few red flags with white dots on them

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Help! I Am a Fish

That happened to my pet recently

[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Is your pet named Klaus?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Reminds me of early Frank Zappa at some of his (lyrics-wise) weirdest 😆❤️

[–] 257m@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"I would much rather be..a policeman"

"HELP I'M A COP!"

"I would much rather..the mayor"

[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Every damn Thursday!

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I accidentally a 93MB file. Is this dangerous?

[–] Twig@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Take a byte and find out

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Only if you eat it

[–] Damaskox@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I guess that sometimes, just sometimes, you are so good at something that you can do it with only one hand, with no hands, while being blind or even in your sleep!