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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 55 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

We’re really overdue for shutting this experiment down. I mean, what do they still want from us, Hamlet 2?

[-] habanhero@lemmy.ca 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

2 Hammed 2 Let Go: Denmark Drift

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago
[-] frokie@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

This is the only one I'd be curious enough to actually watch.

[-] gkd@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Take my Lemmy gold 🏅

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

No. It's plastic. We were born into this world to create plastic. God just wants us to produce plastic.

[-] alekwithak@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

So why do I feel like I've been raped in the face?

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Hamlet 2: the crystal skull

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Electric Boogaloo

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Obviously Hamlet 2 followed by Hamlet 2 episode 1 and episode 2

[-] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 10 months ago

This is quite unfortunate. I was writing a poem the other day that was really cool and shit. So I shared my kickass poem with my best friend. She really liked it, and then said she was a big Star Wars fan too. Apparently, I had unwittingly written the opening text crawl thing for a movie called Star Wars Episode I. And yes, I checked to make sure that they wrote it first. I hate it when that happens!

[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Same. I once wrote about what it would be like in the future where humanity placed their differences aside and explored the stars. They encountered new worlds and new alien civilisations. They boldly went to places where no one went before.

To my suprised this copy cat named Gene or whatever copied all my work 60 years ago and died without even apologizing. The nerve of some people.

[-] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 months ago

Jesus. This is so much bigger than I had thought. People enchanting the spirits so that they can preemptively take credit for and profit from our work is a serious issue. We should form an action group. We could call ourselves People Against Dead Poets Society.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

Can we also add inventions? As a child, I independently came up with the idea of those little sun visor extenders to cover the part of the windshield that's inexplicably not covered by the regular sun visor. Imagine my horror, years later, to find that some douchebag had stolen the idea way back in the 60's or 70's before I was even born.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago

I just wrote The Brothers Karamazov, has anyone else done that one, yet?

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Is that one of those really long depressing novels about alcoholic Russians hurting each other by a combination of being overally concerned with face saving and the need to be performative?

[-] School_Lunch@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

There is a combination of sounds that could perfectly describe advanced technology capable of ending world hunger and suffering. Verbal communication is like spells. All words have an effect on our mind and emotions, it's just that most word's effects are too small to notice. There could be some perfect combination of words that resonate with everyone and brings about world peace.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

Are those words the lyrics to Argent's God Gave Rock and Roll To You as covered by two idiots?

[-] MowFord@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Thought I recognized that as the plot to a movie

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

There are also combinations of sounds and words that completely counter the words that could end world hunger and suffering. They are in perfect balance with one another which is why nothing ever changes.

Be careful with upsetting the balance .... it may shift towards utopia for everyone, or complete chaos and destruction for everything.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I'm for the chaos, who's with me

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Most days yes. Civilization is way overrated. No student loans in man-eats-man rule or churches.

[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Someone wrote never gonna give you up

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago
[-] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

The endless monkeys were the friends we made along the way

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

That explains my empty barrel.

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times? You stupid monkey!

[-] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago
[-] hglman@lemmy.ml 11 points 10 months ago

Combinatorics can be surprising bc there are 10^178620 possible English works the length of Hamlet. That we have exhausted the span of possible works is extremely untrue.

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 8 points 10 months ago
[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

well it’s a 50/50 chance that it either exists or it doesn’t

[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

But did he do it with a typewriter?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Microsoft Image Creator says yes.

[-] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Blud is using a pen on a writing machine

[-] DarkenLM@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

His objectives were beyond our understanding.

[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Time travel confirmed

[-] harry315@feddit.de 5 points 10 months ago

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago

We're not monkeys, we're apes. Different taxonomic families.

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

The group that includes all monkeys and excludes apes is paraphyletic which is avoided in modern taxonomy. Either use it in a way that includes all simians or don't use it at all. Either way, it's a higher order than "family"

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