this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2023
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[–] tentphone@lemmy.fmhy.ml 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about elephants? Or blue whales?

Per the bible humans were created after all the other animals IIRC.

[–] ldacampelo@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We hope Eve didn’t fall for this.

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

It would make things interesting atleast.

[–] knorke3@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

80% of women would rate this penis as below average

[–] Nice_Melt_Pleb@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Biggest human penis

[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Eve: You disgust me. I've never seen a less appealing penis. I think I may vomit.

Adam: Yeah! Like that. Keep going! I'm almost there!

[–] Cinnamon3431@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well technically it's the smallest one aswell...

[–] alrighthosanna@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Literally hm