Cover myself while I breastfeed? OK (i.imgur.com)

submitted 1 year ago by dystop@lemmy.world to c/maliciouscompliance@lemmy.world

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[-] sorta_severine@lemmy.4d2.org 4 points 1 year ago

Covering sucks. Nursing is hot before you have to put a sweaty blanket on, babies want to make eye contact while they're nursing because it's about connection and not just nourishment and in my experience, once they're old enough to grab the cover, they'll just throw it off their face and expose your titty anyway.

As it turns out, having my tits out publicly didn't lead to complete societal collapse, no matter how much I hoped it would.

[-] chuso@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

The Spanish translation doesn't make sense, seems to be made using the worst automated translator.

[-] zombuey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Who are these people who simultaneously care about titties and also want to see less of them?

[-] flubba86@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That baby's face is hilarious. She's like "Yo, where did mum go?".

[-] dystop@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Object permanence takes time for babies to learn haha

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I still haven't. ADHD

[-] drmoose@lemmy.world -4 points 1 year ago

That's one lucky baby

[-] Oniume@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Bro, creepy, what the fuck

[-] drmoose@lemmy.world -5 points 1 year ago

Oh please don't get bent out over a tittie joke lol

[-] Oniume@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Sexualising breastfeeding a baby is weird man

[-] drmoose@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago

If that's how you perceive the comment then you have your own problems to deal with. Peace ✌️

[-] mouth_brood@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

How else is the comment supposed to be perceived?

[-] 100beep@lemmygrad.ml 0 points 1 year ago

"this kid's lucky to have a mother that'll say 'screw the rules, I need to take care of my kid'"

[-] DimmedNeon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It could have had that meaning had Dr. Moose not elucidated that he had made a tittie joke.

[-] torafugu@kbin.social -1 points 1 year ago

He's jealous that the baby gets to suck on a titty. I don't understand why some people have that fetish.

[-] Stopwatch8200@lemmynsfw.com -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I thought it was funny, I saw it as: big boobs equals much milk. I normally don't like to shame people for their sense of humor. Of course, there are some exceptions.

this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2023

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