this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] NeverDaunted@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I believe this is the post that opened Pandora’s bean can:

https://sh.itjust.works/post/715364

[–] Enkrod@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

man, we urgently need a way to link to a post on another instance without leaving your own instance

[–] genfood@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where can I find the lack of poop post?

[–] EpeeGnome@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Death2lois@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago
[–] envious92@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I missed this meme and now I don't know where to look to catch up

[–] _CottonCandyUnicorn_@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Witnessing a historic event for Lemmy. Never forget where you were today.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The answer is, no, they are not a good food to eat if you want too avoid pooping for 3 days. It's about the worst thing you can choose for that.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude, we only just finally got off the no poop thing. Let it die quietly...

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Then you're gonna wanna skip the beans.

[–] manitcor@lemmy.intai.tech 11 points 1 year ago

you never ask why the beans poop 3 days after midnight

[–] bingbong@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I remember beans

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Bean there, done that.

[–] signofzeta@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

We’re going to eat a ton of beans and then go sit in Twitter’s offices. Thanks for the gig, Google!

[–] lunarshot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

BEANS BEANS! THEY ARE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU FART

[–] smoll_pp_operator@vlemmy.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Got so many baked beans they thinking we British

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] NippleFarts@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Leoimirmir@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How exactly does a nipple fart?

[–] NippleFarts@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Who got the glow stix and lollypops?

Also, Where the raves at?

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

You've been bean'd

[–] SpaceToast@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Jackolantern@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I knew it! That post will be one of those that will be talked about years from now. Like the amputating and eating their own leg post in Reddit

[–] ProximaChad@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Lemmy went B*itish 🤮

[–] _CottonCandyUnicorn_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Witnessing a historic event for Lemmy. Never forget where you were today.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Where were you when the world stopped turning that July day?

[–] desorientado@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

this remember me of tidal pod memes vibes

[–] DonatellaHibachi@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I hate beans so much I'm not even gonna try.

I'll be over here hoarding gasmasks like it's 2020.

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Firefox doesn’t know how to open this address

Firefox will never let me down.

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Its a spotify link. Firefox wont open if the user is a poor

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