this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2023
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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[–] foxblood@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

New Plattform and I’m already out of the loop.

[–] herrwoland@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] herrwoland@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Wow this is actually the op of the first post! The saga is going strong 💪

[–] foxblood@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks mates! It’s amazing!

[–] herrwoland@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Wow this is actually the op of the first post! The saga is going strong 💪

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

My toilet has cloudflare verification enabled

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

The joys of the internet

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago

I was there Gandalf, three days ago

[–] FaceDeer@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

Literal shitposting.

[–] Ragnell@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait'll they find out Tetris is racist.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I missed that one?

[–] Xepher@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Was there ever any more context given as to why he needed to be able to do this?

[–] Coelacanth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think so but the sex tent theory makes some sense.

[–] Khazram@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Coelacanth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I can't take credit but it's in the comments of the original thread: https://lemmy.ml/comment/889629

[–] Khazram@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Holy balls I was thinking it something along the same lines! I mean it makes sense, I hope he had a good and safe time.

[–] herrwoland@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Not yet, but I like it more like this, gives more room to imagination

[–] d_cent@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I was liking Lemmy until now. Now I love it

[–] YuzuDrink@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

My dude, eat some fiber, quick! Also drink water!

Edit: I saw the origin, and I was incorrect about the not pooping. I had assumed it was a problem, not a goal… and now I’m VERY confused and maybe a little concerned.

[–] herrwoland@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

History of Lemmy started strong haha I wouldn't be too concerned the person in the post told they'd poop outside if shit hits the fan

[–] Ragnell@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When the going gets weird, the weird stop going.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

And pooping.

[–] xaxl@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I just saw this one and immediately needed to poop.

Brb.

[–] Xeelee@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

That's so last week. We're doing beans now. Keep up!

[–] macrocephalic@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm so glad I was here to witness the defining moment of a burgeoning platform.

[–] HipHoboHarold@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I missed it. Like I was around, but I don't know what started it. Just logged on one morning and learned I wasn't allowed to shit for 3 days.

[–] atocci@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Someone in a questions community asked what foods they should eat to avoid having to shit for 3 days while camping, and as cheaply as possible. An absurd question that immediately became a meme. The same person then reappeared 3 days later asking how to cure constipation.

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah son, I'm new here but I'm from the old school...past Digg, past Fark, back to mIRC. Someone would have to shit continuously for 3 days straight to grab my attention.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

If you're from the before times like me...

Two girls, one cup.

Just sayin

[–] kevtav@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago
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