“would’nt” is a new one…
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It's a contraction... of would don't.
Would'n't
Would'n't've
Thats a contraction of "would don't it"
Not quite. It’s a contraction of “would cant,” which is a misspelling of “wood cant,” the language of the trees.
Yeah nah
Yea'ah
It’s new for me to
I see what you did their.
And since eggs don't come out of a cow's mouth, she was quite happy about it.
cowboy humor
Dang right purrtnurr 🤠
Beef tongue is good though, ostensibly. I'm told it tastes like pot roast.
Better than pot roast, and it's extremely lean.
Really good. Just cooked, sliced and with mustard.
People have gotten way too disconnected from their food. I personally love a good lengua taco but a family member of mine refuses to eat chicken if the bone is attached. I love when people will talk about how they could never hurt a cow because of how cute they are then run to Burger King or McDonald's or whataburger to feed the fam.
Should go to the replicator.
All fixed
could never hurt a cow because of how cute they are
there are people who think cows are cute?!
Have you ever seen one? They are super cute.
I see them multiple times a day
Not cute
I think they are cute, so are piglets. But when i get hangry, I'm not myself. Cute and delicious, winning combo imo
CLOACA
I don't like to taste food that can taste me back.
Most of my girlfriends love tongue
You will give me an egg!
I mean I won't eat it either, and I'm half Mexican. Eating a tongue is just plain weird.
Eating eggs is weird too if you think about it too much. I try not to cause I still want to enjoy them.
Eating tongues is weird too if you think it too much.
I'm an avid meat lover, but if you don't want to think about it and find it weird, maybe become vegetarian. I guess it's people with your concerns that they need to reduce meat consumption.
Personally I'd kill a cow and eat it's tongue then suck the egg out of a chicken cloaca no problem!
Trust me: I want to, but I can't get over having to eat a bunch of beans to get enough protein. I can't stand beans.
I'll be among the first to try lab-grown meat the moment it hits grocery stores.
I'll be among the first to try lab-grown meat the moment it hits grocery stores.
I am also looking forward to this. Is there a Lemmy community to discuss Cellular Agriculture, akin to r/wheresthebeef? If not, we should create one.
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?