"The flow never bothered me anyway"
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2023
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Shouldn't this be in pissposting?
You would know
Now streaming.
The snow glows yellow on the mountain tonight Not a footprint to be seen A kingdom of pee And it looks like I'm the queen
The pee is howling like this swirling storm inside Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be Conceal, don't pee, don't let them know Well, now they know
Let it go, let it go Can't hold it back anymore Let it go, let it go Turn away and slam the bathroom door I don't care what they're going to say Let the storm rage on The pee never bothered me anyway
It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small And the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all It's time to see what I can do To test the limits and break through No right, no wrong, no rules for me I'm free
My power flurries through the air into the toilet My soul is spiraling in pee all around And one thought crystallizes like some bladder stones I'm never going back, the past is in the past
Let it go, let it go And I'll rise like the break of dawn Let it go, let it go That perfect girl is gone Here I stand in the light of pee Let the pee rage on The pee never bothered me anyway
Tried replacing some words because the post title reminded me of the frozen song lyrics and it would sound funny if I replaced some words with pee
If anyone has any suggestions on how to make this better then feel free to do so
I think you have an early copypasta here buddy
Nah. No suggestions. Top tier. Also I was specifically thinking of Frozen when I wrote the title so you're not wrong in any way.
An R. Kelly biography.
Perry P. Penson
Perfect post to pee to
Urine for a good time
Looks more like oil
Speak for yourself 😤
who are you, the piss police?
Huh I think ive seen this one before
This is too real. Please tell me this isn't a thing.
this is a real movie
WTAF?!