"That's a problem for future me to deal with, and that guy's a jerk."
this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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"What's the worst that could happen?"
A minute later: "Oh, that."
In response to a perfectly valid question about dumbass plan I just came up with:
"we'll burn that bridge when we come to it"
HASHTAG YOLO!
"It'll work"
"Hold my beer"
"Well this is probably stupid but whatever"
"How bad it could it hurt, really?"
Seems edible to me
Leeeeeerrrrooooooooyyyyyy Jenkins
"Fuck it, I'm on holiday"
We're not here to fuck spiders
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Only 1 way to find out...
"Honeybadger don't care! Honeybadger just takes what he wants!"
Hey honey watch this
I know I shouldnβt but
Anything where multiple words are slurred
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
I'll start a diet tomorrow.
βI wonderβ¦β
"we've all gotta die someday!"
Fuck it. Generally right before I make a large, usually irresponsible decision, I say βfuck itβ.
This time it'll be different
"I wonder what that Button does?!"
"FML, anyway. What's the worst that is going to happen?"
Hey y'all watch this!
Live fast - die young - leave a good-looking corpse
Two I surprisingly haven't seen yet:
"I haven't given a shit about anything in a while"
and
"I'll just cancel the free trial"
"hold my beer" regardless of if I'm actually holding a beer
Risk it for the biscuit
Trust me, I've done this ... Like a bunch of times... π
Nothing could possibly go wrong
Hold my beer, Imma try something
Well, let's see what we get.
Go big or go home.
"Gotta be in it to win it." bonus points if it's obviously only a painful task.
Oh and, nearly forgot my personal favourite, if I'm about to do something stupid, I say
"if I die from this, you have to write it on my gravestone."
I probably say that one way too often for my age...
You gotta die somehow, may as well make it a good story to tell.
God hates a coward!
βThrow it in the fuck it bucketβ
Iβll apologize later
Just one more
"why not" "Fuck it" "Am I going to regret this? Not 80%? Do it" "Because I'm bored"
I've suffered for this long, what's another month of misery.
Looked good on paper