this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2023
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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago
[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

This is clearly a pisspost

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The way is to do something with that is wear something visibly your brand but not provably you. So then you can copyright strike them, trade mark attack!, and re upload and monetize.

stay with the game or get played

[–] genoxidedev1@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

Starts pissing harder

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

What's the YouTube account?

Asking for a friend.

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

Do I get a share of the ad revenue?

[–] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I wonder what country this is. The penalty for publishing piss videos without the right paperwork is probably much more severe than the penalty for pissing in an empty alley.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 4 points 1 year ago

The post and fasteners look like it's something homemade and not an official sign.

[–] vrutkovs@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Czech Republic, this is a sign in a village near my town.

You can execute your GDPR right and have the video removed.

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

In the US if they're pissing in a public place like a sidewalk or street etc anyone can film it and post it all they want. Just don't mark the content "for children" when you post it.

[–] ShittyRedditWasBetter@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If a town put this up, and I was piss drunk, I'd 100% go to town. Unless you are a local townie, the consequences are minimal.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah this is just begging for people to intentionally abuse for laughs. Like speed cameras people run through to clock themselves.

I am all but certain that when small neighborhoods put up those speed camera that don't do anything or speed bumps it only makes the neighborhood louder. Instead of narrowing the roads they will just piss people off who will just floor it.

[–] DagothUr@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Nerevar, behold the grand utilization of space within my mighty halls. I have constructed a new server room, boasting Yotabytes upon Yotabytes with layers of redundancy to store and host videos capturing individuals relieving themselves in or around Dagoth Ur(the city).

What's this? No, Nerevar, you fool, it is not one of my peculiar fascinations. This serves as a means to chastise those Dunmer who have lost all sense of decency, soiled by their impertinence. Since ascending to godhood, I, Dagoth Ur, have long abandoned such base necessities. It vexes me greatly that there remains a Dunmer outside my domain who still indulges in such actions. Of course, in my mortal days, I too partook in such mundane activities. What a grand and intoxicating question.

But now, Nerevar, do you wish to partake in the viewing of these Dunmers, so devoid of dignity?

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

This just sounds like a challenge for the Tik Tok generation.

For those of you who haven't seen this, I saw it the other day and it's still got me chuckling... http://coco.fun/short/bK5wkq

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I piss outside all the time. I must be doing it wrong. I never see the cameras.

Don't worry, the camera sees you.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

My office is in the garage by the back door. I have a 'pissing spot' if I don't have time to get to the bathroom.