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Spooktober meme time! (loot.buckodr.ink)
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[-] Maultasche@lemmy.world 70 points 11 months ago

The real scary part is how many of them are using Java 8 and older.

[-] DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I work for one of the unicorns of my country. 3/4 of the apps I maintain only work on java 8.

Legacy code op

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 59 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Write once, run ~~anywhere~~ away.

[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Java ... BAAAAD! Ahahahaha never gets old.

Also search your dictionary for 'sarcasm'

[-] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 11 months ago

java le bad am I rite? updoots to the left

[-] s_s@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago

Is this a boilerplate comment?

[-] lemmyman@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Boilerplate comment for boilerplate meme

[-] s_s@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

Sounds like an inheritance problem.

[-] topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

It supports one of the best creative coding language, processing.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 19 points 11 months ago

Here's another one: Companies depend on Adobe.

[-] onlinepersona@programming.dev 16 points 11 months ago

Governments depend on Microsoft.

[-] bAZtARd@feddit.de 11 points 11 months ago

Governments? Try critical infrastructure...

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

That is truly terrifying.

[-] Aiyub@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago

Off by 1 error

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Usually these things are "or less". I see looking again that it wasn't actually said.

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 3 points 11 months ago

That and: Companies are stuck with Adobe

[-] wols@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

That number is like 20 years old.

Today it's around 60 billion.

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

Spooky

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 8 points 11 months ago

More like terrifying

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works -4 points 11 months ago

True

I have to program in Java at my work and I absolutely hate it

[-] kogasa@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago

What version of Java? 11 up is tolerable, modern Java is nice. Still see 8 in the wild though.

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Java 20 mostly

[-] kogasa@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

I'm surprised, I would love to work in Java 20. Do you have any particular pain points with it? Or is it just that you'd rather be using something else?

[-] nogrub@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

we programm sort algorithms in java right now and i can't really complain but i'm just a newbie

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah. I just don't like Java

C# is better

[-] Immersive_Matthew@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

I really do love some of the blunt and often accurate but not always replies from ChatGPT. I legit like it’s personality if that is what we can call it. Can be down right sassy at times.

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