Sir, I see your glass is empty. Would you like to have another one? :)
Why would I want to have two empty glasses?! (ﾉ´ з `)ノ
I guess they'll hire anybody these days, shortage of willing workers and all that.
Why the fuck did this make me laugh so hard?
Why is the waitress standing there with a pen and order pad when those people already have their food? Stock Photo Universe is such a weird place.
Can we all please appreciate the ridiculousness of this stock image? The guy and girl have full plates and glasses and the waitress is holding her closed pad as if she's about to write something down.
I call AI!
You can do that you know, call AI on stuff. I'm going to do it all the time now.
Stock images do tend to be that weird though
But…the fingers…
AI has been able to do fingers semi-reliably for months now
Fuck. That was my biggest tell.
Wait, has to be AI or the guy and the kid are fucking psychopaths... WHO DRINKS ORANGE JUICE WITH STEAK?????
Groucho Marx said “it was underneath the tiny tomato”
The tile for that wall was a choice
no
It would look better as backsplash tile but it's a fairly standard pattern.
It was very much in style in the same era that horizontally striped black and white shirts were in style.
bond theme kicks in
Now we are getting somewhere.
!dadjokes@lemmy.world
Classic Star Trek.
Classic youdontsurf material
