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[–] PurpleClouds@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Weeeeeeeiiiirdddd

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Just when I tink I’ve heard the last of this parasite, I now have to hear how he gets scrotebloat from his sister?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Gotta admit those are somewhat impressive but being in that family is like having a neon sign on them blinking off limits

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 18 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Good old Ben, nothing creepy about that at all.

[–] turnip@lemm.ee 20 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Gentleman this is democracy manifest. What is the charge, oggling my sisters breasts, my sisters succulent breasts?

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you for your service!

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

This man touched my penis

[–] GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 44 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Who is Sydney Sweeney and what does he mean her breasts ended wokeness?

I'm about as lost here as I can be lol

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

some people made gooning a political ideology. see also gamergate 2.

[–] ryper@lemmy.ca 14 points 7 hours ago

Slate: The Far Right Thinks Sydney Sweeney Killed Wokeness

It’s a common phenomenon, really. Sydney Sweeney is beautiful now, and would be considered so in any era. But because she’s no longer the only type of woman who’s considered beautiful, certain people on the right think they’re being oppressed and the world has gone to hell.

Why have these weirdos zeroed in on Sweeney in particular? There are lots of beautiful white women with big boobs out there—Kate Upton, Blake Lively, Katy Perry, Scarlett Johansson, Emily Ratajkowski, and more. As far as I can tell, part of it seems to be that Sweeney doesn’t shy away from talking about or sharing her body. On Euphoria, she does a lot of nudity, and she’s spoken in interviews about feeling comfortable with it. On SNL, she repeatedly joked about her boobs and even wore a Hooters uniform. The National Post praised Sweeney for “playfully owning her sex appeal with zero apologies” and criticized Vanity Fair for suggesting it might have been nice to give her some material that wasn’t about her beauty.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 24 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Some actress with boobs. I know her from White Lotus. No idea on the ending wokeness part because I don't follow the lives of celebrities outside of checking IMDB to see what else they've been in.

Edit: I tried to look into it a bit. Something about the fact that a conventionally attractive young woman with nice breasts is gaining popularity means it's an end to all the body positivity and other wokeness? Idk, I'm not doing more than 5 minutes of looking into it

I also saw that her grandma has seen her nude scenes and said "she has the best tits in Hollywood" and that's just hilarious

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Yeah - just like how Stellar Blade (vidya game) was the great end to wokeness because it had a (not underage!) girl that sounded like a child but was dressed like a stripper.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 23 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

i refuse to believe this is real

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (3 children)

It is. Because Shapiro is a deeply closeted homosexual in denial. I mean, those eyebrows... guuurl, you're living in glass houses, sweaty.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

he also grew out his beard because people were making fun of his chinless weak jaw as being feminine. he also wears his yamake to shield himself from any anti-semitism from time to time.

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 1 points 8 minutes ago* (last edited 7 minutes ago)

he also grew out his beard because people were making fun of his chinless weak jaw as being feminine.

He doesn't even have a chinless weak jaw. It's perfectly normal. But people mocking him for his chin looking feminine (which it doesn't) is exactly what's going on with the MAGA beard trend.

Every one of these right-wing goons that grows a beard does it to emulate some weird idealized version of masculinity from the "good ol' days" when men were men and women had no rights and gays didn't exist. Between 2016 and 2020, an inordinate number of MAGA dorks all started growing beards, as if on cue. Matt Walsh, the Trump sons, Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, Ted Cruz, and a whole bunch of other dipshit podcast bro's, influencers, and politicians all went for the same exact bearded look at around the same time.

The reason they grow the beard isn't to cover up an actual weak chin or feminine jawline, so much as it is to shield against those kinds of accusations, no matter how unfounded (Shapiro is a great example of this). They are compelled to project an image of stoic masculinity because deep down, they are all incredibly fragile and insecure and terrified of anyone perceiving them as anything less than the very definition of manliness, and bullying them for it the way they bully others for it.

When the biggest part of your brand is attacking people for not conforming to gender norms from a century ago, you can't walk around flaunting your luscious DSL's. Better cover that shit up!

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Be Shapiro is a shit head and deserves all the flack that can be hurled at him. Where does the no chin thing come from, though? He seems to have a pretty normal chin.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

He’s a failed theatre kid. He probably got rejected for a pre-blocking handy on Guys and Dolls.

[–] Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I know that you likely meant "sweety" at the end there, but I really, really enjoyed that it said "sweaty" instead. It just tickled me in the best way.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 3 points 4 hours ago

Lol, I needed you to point it out for me to notice, but now I'm tickled too.

[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 23 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I hate that I find Abigail Shapiro attractive.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 hours ago

Well she is physically attractive. Doesn't mean she's a good person.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Who wouldn't, she's basically Ben with a massive set of tits.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago

Oh she’s a piece of shit too? Too bad.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Same, but for Shapiro. Fuck him. No wait, I will take one for the team.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 6 hours ago

Your sacrifice is duly appreciated.

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 13 hours ago

Boob politics. We truly live in a society.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 59 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

To be fair, those are some decent cans.

Shame the whole family is wall-to-wall cunts.

[–] thiseggowaffles@lemmy.zip 21 points 13 hours ago

That's not fair. It's not the whole family. Mara Wilson is great.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

wall-to-wall cunts

What in the eldritch scarousy abomination ...

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Hey, gpt....

[–] smokingpistol@lemm.ee 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

She has some great New York boobs!

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

ok I'm a lesbian and haven't heard of New York boobs please define

[–] smokingpistol@lemm.ee 5 points 6 hours ago

lol it’s a Dave Chappelle skit

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You know it's some serious boob business when the lesbians get involved.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

am I supposed to be more discerning with tiddies? because I am not

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I... I don't know! It's what the Queer Ancients have told me. I'm just a frail little homo, please don't hurt me. 🥺

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 hours ago

don't worry I'm a femme i'm too pink and frilly to hurt things lol

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

This is terrifying to link to after what you just said

But they are great boobs and that's what's important. I do this not for me, but for us all.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 hours ago

Thank you for your service 🫡

(that was great comedy and great boobs lol)

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