this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2025
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] tipicaldik@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

feral? more like fecal philosopher...

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I came here to say this and am heartened to see that someone beat me to the dad joke. Thanks fellow Lemming!

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

In this context, fecal is funnier. Feral doesn't make much sense

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

The real shitpost is always in the shitpost.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Diogenes would have been the ultimate shitposter if the dude had internet access. He'd end up more well-known than Ken M.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In a rich man's car there is nowhere to spit but his floormat

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

but his ear since you won't be able to get a good trajectory to his face

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Diogenes was the dril of the ancient West

"My son is also named Bort."

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago

Behold! A featherless, bipedal shitposter!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

A scholar of memery,
a meme connoisseur,
a memetics farmer.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

CDDA monster; shouts "Why are you?" and "Where is death?" in between throwing rocks with 100% accuracy at your chest. High chance of carrying beans.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee