this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2025
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[–] MyFriendGodzilla@lemmy.world 51 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

And the days go by

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There is water at the bottom of the ocean

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Big if true

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 43 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You forgot my beautiful wife, asshole!

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 days ago

But she's my wife!

[–] Kyuuketsuki@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago

You may find yourself, or you may tell yourself this is not.

But my beautiful wife is not actually part of the things you may ask yourself.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] es_eskaliert@feddit.org 8 points 3 days ago

Same as it ever was!

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

StreetComplete quests be like:

  • What kind of building is this?
  • How does this path cross the barrier here?
  • Is this path completed?
  • Is it lit here?
  • Do you need to pay to enter here?
  • What’s being grown here?
  • Are there showers here?
  • What religion is practiced at this place?
  • How many steps are here?
  • Which direction leads upwards for these steps?
  • Any vegetarian items on the menu here?
  • What’s the name of this place?
  • On which level number is this place located?
  • Is this a one-way street?
  • Does this road have a shoulder or breakdown lane?
    • I wish I had a shoulder to cry on during my breakdowns :(
  • Do these traffic lights have a tactile indication for blind people for when it’s safe to cross?
  • How bumpy is the road here?
  • Which destination is signposted for this highway?
[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

I’m too busy living in a shotgun shack in another part of the world.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 3 days ago

How did I get here?

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 6 points 3 days ago

i would never ask what is that beautiful house

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

"Look where my hand was...."

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Did it suddenly trend on shorts and terkjerk or does this post have a minimum age requirement?

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

Time isn't holding up. Time isn't after us.

[–] es_eskaliert@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

Thank you for making this, kind internet stranger. You genuinely made my day better.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] prayer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS!!!

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

The hands of a government man

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 points 3 days ago

"What's the worst that can happen?"

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 1 points 3 days ago

This meme is so old it can buy cigarettes.