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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 39 points 4 days ago (10 children)

A photo of my current watch as I’m wearing it right now.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Here's mine. I bought it new in 2015, and I wear it almost daily. It has never needed work.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 9 points 4 days ago (8 children)
[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 9 points 4 days ago

Very nice. Here's mine: captured_image107410525149055138

[–] cod@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Here is my Bulova Sea King “Whale” from 1971 that I bought used a couple years ago. Still runs very well 54 years later.

[–] GeriatricGambino@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wearing an oldie watch made in 1988 with a pulsometer on the dial. Love the beaten old thing.

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[–] Scavenger_Solardaddy@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

Here's my reliable, simple Casio. Been with me for the past 7 years. I love this old fucker.

I'm not wearing it now. But I have an old Casio calculator watch I wear.

Same one Dennis Nerdy wears in Jurassic Park

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[–] Takumidesh@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are people really not aware that you don't have to have notifications for everything?

You can turn all the notifications off on your phone and watch.

The value the watch brings can be found in other places, for example, being able to stay connected and have music and emergency contact without needing to lug your phone with you during a run or if you lose your phone.

A smart watch means you can leave your phone at home more often in general while still being available to those who genuinely need to be in contact with you, which is great for reducing doom scrolling and the like.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Right?? One of the first things I do when getting a new phone is disabling all the useless notifications and keeping the ones I care about. My phone doesn't spam with notifications all day.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

After something like a year of searching I finally got:

  • solar powered, I never have to charge or change battery
  • analog face with digital date, no need to adjust the date every month but looks good
  • date in dd/mm format
  • no GPS, no heart rate monitor, no notifications

Couldn't find anything else that would tick those boxes.

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I know a ton of people love g-shock, and i respect you guys, but to me it looks like something i would pick up on my way to drive a main battletank into the heart of russia

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Sounds like an upside.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I definitely don't love the look. There are tons of better looking watches but analog perpetual calendars are crazy expensive, classic digital watches are ugly and smart watches have to be charged regularly. The only other brand I was considering was Festina but their connected watches are huge. It's crazy but g-shock was the only thing I found that had digital date in dd/mm format and didn't have heart rate monitor.

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

if that was your clear use case, i kinda get that. dd/mm date on watches are rare, and perpetual calendars are only something i heard of in rolexes, and i would rather write a date on my hand with a ball-point pen each day before i buy a rolex for what they ask for it

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 4 days ago

And I find watches with analog (non perpetual) dates useless because they will randomly jump a day at the end of the month so I can never really trust them.

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Isn't that one of the clear use cases?

[–] Perish@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

Got nearly the same month ago

[–] vorpuni@jlai.lu 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The plain old digital ones with solar + radio time syncing are the best tool watches on the market in my opinion : set and forget, it even does DST automatically. The only limitation is you have to be outside during the day with the watch exposed a few hours a month or cheat with other light sources.

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[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 days ago

You’re still allowed to buy a normal watch

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"the touch screen is broken"

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Father, I cannot click the book!

[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Does flipping the page by hand break the ebook?

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

No it just flips the device, but then you cant read anything

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I found this in my jewelry box when I was packing for moving. Throwback to the 80s! Very much doesn't work.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

I'll bet you it does, but you'll need to put a new battery in it.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 15 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Aren't smartwatch sales going down? Anyways, never understood why anyone would use one, especially since we also have phones that we carry around every day and that can notify us whenever.

[–] Oneser@lemm.ee 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There was one case in the last 3 years that I thought about getting one. I started running and hated having to need my phone on me and needed a watch either way.

Then I went to dinner and saw how a friend was continuously and unconsciously flicking their eyes down at their smartwatch every few minute if they weren't talking and decided against it. I'm getting old...

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[–] Thoven@lemdro.id 9 points 4 days ago

I use one because it lowers my screen time. I can walk away from my phone and still be aware of texts and calls from family.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Mine is primarily a sports watch. The smartwatch features are just an added bonus.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

Same, it counts my steps and it measures my runs/swims. It's a Garmin. I don't really have it configured for notifications or anything else.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Edge case here: my hands are constantly dirty with things I don't want to get on my phone (relevant hobbies include machining, gardening and calligraphy). A smart watch means I can check to see if a message is important (ex: kids/partner attempting to get ahold of me) and I can answer calls and texts just using my nose/tongue + TTS. I never understood why they were such a mainstream accessory, but they are very convenient in some circumstances.

(Edit: I just remembered another use case, my partner is medically "a dingus" and constantly loses their phone as a result, but habitually is always wearing their watch. Upgrading them to a smartwatch has meant our relationship no longer suffers the daily turmoil of tearing apart several rooms looking for it. Again pretty niche, but a wonderful QoL improvement)

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I work as mechanic and when my hand is either dirty or full or busy, it's super useful to have a fitness band to help tell time or see who's calling/messaging.

Sometime it's also quicker to check time instead of having to pull my phone out. It's also helpful for when i misplaced my phone.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Same here. They are just pointless devices. A smaller screen for your small screen. And I can't understand the point of a "watch" You take off to charge. I'm using a solar powered G-Shock and take it off my hand maybe once every 3 months.

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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (8 children)

If we're doing watches today, here's what I'm rocking lately.

I stopped using my Garmin smartwatch because they finally fell into the enshittification trap and recently tried adding AI slop and a subscription scheme into their watch app. That's a big old nope from me, dawg.

[–] 5in1k@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I’m rocking a $5 Ali watch with a nice rainbow watch band.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Wow I love this!

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nice. It is astounding what you can get for just a couple of bucks, and even more astounding that they genuinely work.

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[–] SchadeMarmelade@feddit.org 11 points 4 days ago

Have been wearing a Withings Scanwatch for close to two years now. I can check the time as usual and do not have to do a weird hand movement to activate the screen. On that tiny screen on top I can see who is calling on my phone.

The dial at the bottom goes to 100. That's percent of predifined steps taken.

I like it. The Scanwatch 2 has a ton of more functioniality healthwise but it also quite expensive for a watch.

[–] StJohnMcCrae@slrpnk.net 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (9 children)

I like my smartwatch. I'm extremely ADHD as well as hypoglycemic. I have a lifelong history of not eating, then working/playing/exercising until i get woozy or pass out. I'm a terrible judge of what I actually need to stay functional. Always have been. I'm stubborn and will just try to power through things when I actually can't.

The watch helps me track my sleep/rem cycles and lets me know when I've been neglecting my health. It lets me know when I'm getting stressed and need to take it easy, and it estimates how many calories I've expended on a given day.

The watch and pager functions are nice for reducing screen time when I should be working, but as a health monitor I find it indispensable in keeping me honest with myself.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago

A well executed ad.

[–] ChillPill@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (3 children)
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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I love my phone to a not great degree, but I would hate a smartwatch. I don't like wearing watches anyways, but something buzzing on my wrist all the time would drive me batty. At least on my phone I can listen to podcasts, music, radio, etc, and I can read books and magazines. A smartwatch just feels like a shackle. Also every time I go to concerts or theater now and see the lights go down and all the smartwatches glowing in unison it's creepy.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

something buzzing on my wrist all the time would drive me batty

It's the same when it's in your pocket. I'd say the issue is not that it buzz all the time on your wrist, but that it buzz all the time. I disabled most notifications, except for a selection of people and apps. When I get a notification, it is usually important enough that I should check it. Everything else (including non-emergency work stuff) is checked on my own accord, when I feel like it.

Having the notifications pop on my wrist, with that system, does not feel like a shackle more than a phone constantly turning its screen on to tell you you have unread whatever.

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