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[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago (14 children)

I mean the person wouldn't do this if people would stop body shaming his dick right? Isn't the meme maker part of the problem lol? You gotta tell him that is dick is aight and maybe save the earth?

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Exactly, height and dick size are still in the blind spots of society because the body positive movement isn't actually about that. It's about morbidly obese women eating themselves into an early grave while deluding themselves about the massive long term health consequences of being hundreds of pounds overweight. Then claiming only somewhat fat women, men, amputees, aren't the focus of the movement.

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[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Except they would, because nobody gives a shit he's got a pencil dick - but in their own heads they think someone actually cares, which is what drives their impulse of overcompensating.

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[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If rolling coal isn't already illegal it should be. And if it is it should be enforced harder.

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It is illegal under US Federal Law.

But the vinn diagram of coal rollers and police officers is a circle.

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ah yes, the vinn diesel diagram.

[–] jscummy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Inventor of the diesel engine

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago

Remember fellas, body shaming is okay as long as you don't like their car

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don’t forget the truck nuts. Without them you’re just a pussy with a truck.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 27 points 1 year ago

Trans trucks

Well, the nuts weren't there before, right?

[–] Ferrous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nobody gives a shit about the size of your junk. The point is that the sort of person who would buy an american pickup truck is so insecure, they want to overcompensate what they perceive as being an obvious flaw.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

Rather, you perceive that as their reasoning without even looking at their penis for confirmation. Freud has been largely discredited, a lot has changed since he died in 1939, almost 100yr ago, he isn't necessarily correct on this one (in fact, since he was wrong about almost everything, it's more likely that he wasn't correct.)

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[–] lars@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Like most people who sleep with men, I think all dicks are worthy

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago

What not eating pussy does to a MFer

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

But nobody will know then how insecure you are.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago

If you have a small penis and are ashamed, learn to eat pussy or become a femboy. There. Cheaper than both and you'll get more out of it.

[–] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Body shaming isn't the way to hate those kind of people.

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do prefer my hate to be independent of hog size.

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[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 year ago

There was a college humor video where a fat, balding guy had a really shitty car and all the women loved him because by their logic, there's no way he's compensating for anything.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wait, there's a pill that makes your dick bigger?

Asking for a friend.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Yes, check your spam folder for details

[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tell your little dicked friend that there’s no cure.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

The only prescription is a bigger truck

[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

I'm just as surprised. I thought it was vacuum pumps that did that kind of work...

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Around here, also muffler adjustments or removal. It ain't overcompensation unless it's 160 db of ear shattering, wall shaking volumn.

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you have any idea how much suicide pills cost?

[–] sp00nix@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Just don't fall for the subscription service.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] BeezKnuts@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What pills? Asking for me. I have a small pp. Not small enough to be cute. But still

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I don't think there are pills. You either have the genes or don't. Although I just now hypothesized culture may have an effect, but what could unify Japanese and American men as being smaller, yet separate South Europeans as being bigger, for instance?

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[–] lars@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How weird would that statue be if David was just full mast?

[–] lars@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I wouldn’t mind. Also, very.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago

Other than the normal front shots of the statue, I have never looked at the other angles. I never realized David was from David and the Goliath story and that he had a sling on his back.

I figured it was just some guy named David that has a lot of money and got his statue made and it was famous for who made it.

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[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I could be wrong but I don't think any real dick lengthening surgeries or medicines exist yet, at least not any that outweigh the cons. You could start early by avoiding circumcision and maybe take some kind of growth hormones during Puberty, but there isn't any point TBH. It's a spongy mass of tubes and arteries that have to balance just right or it stops working forever.

[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I could be wrong but I don’t think any real dick lengthening surgeries or medicines exist yet

Surgeries? YES! Almost every male pornstar has had that done. Pills? No idea.

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gonna disagree with you here.

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 year ago

Surgeries certainly exist. I've definitely read about porn stars doing surgeries, though I believe those were primarily for sustained erections and girth control, rather than length.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

A closet full of real-deal Tapout shirts don't come cheap.

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