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Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (velvetshark.com)
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[–] spykee@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

Because it represents their company's board of directors. Assholes. Every single one of them.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Okay I absolutely hate Microsoft co-pilot, but if you see THAT logo as how your butthole looks like then you need to urgently see a doctor

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Welp, off to the doctor’s, I guess!

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ask him to make it look like ChatGPT, that'd be a cool looking butthole

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Already owner of a grade-a sphincter but I’ll see what I can do. Maybe also add a monocle?

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's no shame in getting a check up from a proctologist, ignore the insertion of fingers!

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hard to ignore when your doctor is using you as his hand-puppet.

How did we get here, again?

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Something to do with AI I think?

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ahh, of course. And now we know there’s three stages of separation between AI and the muppets.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

They may be only three stages of separation, but the Muppets have so much more soul and creativity than the disappointment that is AI trash.

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

…or a proctology exam

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Hey it's me ur doctor

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Now you know where the slop comes from

[–] Moonwalk@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

I guess they really liked Community.

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm glad someone is finally asking the big questions about AI, or A1 as it is now called.

[–] Michal@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So it's not Al? I was convinced I've been speaking to Al...

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

What a fool I've been!

[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

aren't all icons butthole-esque?

[–] wondrous_strange@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Now we're talking

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Even VLC icon?

What's wrong with your butt?

[–] emmanuel_car@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago

Still butthole related, it’s something you put in it.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like a note from moon hooch when I fart.

[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

this was the highlight of my day thank you

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Chocolate Starfish AI.

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What’s wrong with buttholes?

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Poop is gross

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

True…

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you play in the mud sometimes you get dirty.

There’s nothing wrong with a little corn on the knob a quick shower takes care of it.

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I’m a bit of a germaphobe so I’d have to wrap up at least. I’ll play with peens but poopers still aren’t my thing. Oh shit, what’s up Satan! Just realized who responded :)

[–] JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

If you have something that looks like the Stellantis logo on or near your genitals, you should see a doctor, soon.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Because AI in everything is an ass-decision

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Look inside yourself, padawan learner, and you will see that the question is the answer.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

My guess is the same reason people are attracted to the nipple and ai 'knows' what's liked so all the AI companies who presumably used AI to generate their logos unknowingly all created nipple-esq logos. Or the same but with sphincters