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[-] Granixo 85 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Did you actually watch Terminator 2?

John Connor (from the future) re-programmed the T-800 to protect his past self.

And his past self befriended the T-800.

The problem isn't the AI.

If AI does go rouge, it is because it was either poorly designed, or we have failed as a species.

[-] Hyperreality@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago

If AI does go rouge, is because it was either poorly designed, or we have failed as a species.

I don't think AI is at risk of going communist any time soon.

It may go rogue though.

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago

My favorite film, Moulin Rogue, is often misunderstood.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

The Windmills have gone rogue! Don Quixote was right all along!

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[-] Khalic@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

Oh my favorite typo ever, you can never go wrong with a little rouge

[-] scottywh@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Is it still a "typo" if the person just doesn't know how to spell the word?

[-] oatscoop@midwest.social 4 points 11 months ago

Irregardless, it's the same difference even if its spelled wrongly. I for one could care less, so it's a mute point per say.

[-] countflacula@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

oh you almost got me! all those word crimes.

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[-] z500@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm loosing my mind here.

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Ladies pinch, whores use rouge.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There are A LOT of people training AI with faulty models that are learning from heavily biased data sets. Never underestimate humans' ability to fuck shit up. For every genius that makes a technical breakthrough, there are thousands of morons ready to misuse it or break it.

[-] Granixo 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"For every person who dreams up the lightbulb, there's the one who dreams the atom bomb"

  • Mr. Electric, 2005.
[-] FaceDeer@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Also, the Sarah Connor Chronicles seemed to be moving in the direction of preventing Judgement Day by befriending Skynet when it gained consciousness rather than trying to destroy it. Alas, the series got cancelled before its time.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 months ago

Wow, that's so creative.

So obviously they had to cancel it. /s

[-] computertoucher5000@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

Fox Television Studios not cancelling a show right as it starts to get good challenge.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago

Impossible!

[-] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

In Terminator Genisys he even made a skynet app to control the world, but that movie didn’t happen

[-] rbhfd@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

If AI does go rouge

Dall-e generated image of Arnold Schwarzenegger getting make-up put on

(Non-ironically created by Dall-e)

[-] Granixo 1 points 11 months ago

I said Rouge not Vouge 😆💅

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[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 36 points 11 months ago

I feel like this image applies.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 34 points 1 year ago

I mean, he made friends with AI

[-] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 23 points 1 year ago

Yeah but the T-800 had cool sunglasses. It’s okay to be friends with robots if they’re wearing cool sunglasses.

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 8 points 11 months ago

Didn't ZZ Top do a song about that?

[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

I'll answer your judgment with judgment.

The alternative is humans.

Have you met us? We're no prize.

[-] wick@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago
[-] fiah@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 year ago
[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago

Jesus operates a Low Orbit Ion Cannon, it's where the smiting confusion comes from.

[-] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 11 points 11 months ago

Loitering munitions are basically our version of t-800. It's also not fun thinking if you have ever contributed to any computer vision open source projects and wondering if your code somehow ended up inside a loitering munitions drone because Iran who don't bother to respect the GPL decided to use those open source libraries in their drone's targeting system and deploy them in Ukraine. Maybe I'm just overthinking things, but would you lose some sleep knowing your code become a critical part of an autonomous system that can decide to kill people on their own without a direct human input?

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

If a blacksmith sells a hammer, is it his fault that a killer used the hammer to kill someone?

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[-] Sabata11792@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Humans already rejected me. What did you expect?

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Why are you commenting here? Go away, jeez

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I accept you, fellow human. Beep boop.

[-] mrsgreenpotato@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 months ago

Can anyone post a link to the picture? I can't see anything. I use Memmy on iOS and it sometimes does this weird thing where it's not showing anything.

[-] Syrc@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah, I know, that’s weird. I’m on browser and sometimes it happens here too.

See if this link works

[-] mrsgreenpotato@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 months ago

Works, thanks a ton!

[-] DrChickenbeer@artemis.camp 2 points 1 year ago

Okay, what am I missing here? I've been staring at this image for five minutes.

[-] AnonTwo@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Say you didn't watch Terminator 1 or 2 without saying you didn't watch Terminator 1 or 2

[-] DrChickenbeer@artemis.camp 2 points 1 year ago

I've seen both like 100 times! I still can't see it.

[-] 768@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

What exactly are you not seeing?

[-] DrChickenbeer@artemis.camp 3 points 1 year ago

Whatever the joke is-- I saw this photo in the NYTimes but I don't get the joke of posting it here. Has it been altered or something?

I know I'm going to feel really stupid when I get my answer.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

He's judging you for making friends with an AI

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[-] scottywh@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Specifically it comes across as a look of disappointment to me.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 11 months ago
[-] DrChickenbeer@artemis.camp 3 points 11 months ago

Well, that's just the story of my life right there.

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