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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh I thought 16,000 citations as if a citation was a fine you got for doing something illegal like demonstrating without a permit, and was like, damn, she gets around!

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

"Citation" is one of those words that's always important but has very different meanings.

I work in a government position where I both make code citations in public notices and plan review, and also issue citations summoning people to court for violation of city ordinances.And in my academic past I was published for research on stormwater discharge, so I also have my share of citations.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 200 points 2 days ago (5 children)

16 THOUSAND citations.

She's approximately 260 times more successful than me, AND kicked this guy's ass. Fucking hell, I'm so envious right now.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 55 points 2 days ago

Skill issue?

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's okay, you can even those numbers out by beating up more fascists!

[–] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago

1 fascist beating ~= 10 citations.

Get to it, bud!

The fascists definitely don’t like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. And I, for one, am here for it 🍻

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago

Most conservatives I know who were in my state are no longer in my state. The remaining dumbass redhats complain non-stop about California.

People like this asshole need to get the fuck out. Fuck every last Trump supporter. Leave my state, Nazi comformists.

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 76 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Don't fuck with old hippies. Half of them have been on the front line of protest action since the 60s, and the other half are Vietnam vets. They will kick your ass.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

this woman is an HIV researcher, which I think is a step or two harder than 'old hippie'.

Given her age, it's reasonable to assume she didn't just become an AIDS researcher in 2015 and finish out her carreer or whatever. this woman has already been on the front lines of a genocide. remember, there wasn't initially funding for HIV research, so this woman has done the not-evil version of "fuck the rules, im doing science." on people she probably had to have human relationships with, who were probably in-on-it and absolutely comrades, and watched a statistically significant (because it needed to be, for the results to be useful, and that was the whole point) number of them die, possibly while knowing everything she and the rest of her team/org/whatever were doing was an incredible long shot.

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

If she's a Berkeley professor, and can pull a head slam like that at 70+ years old, I'd say odds are 80% hippie vs maybe 20% mid 70s punk. Tell me she wouldn't look right at home at a Grateful Dead concert, or rockin out to the Clash for that matter.

Plus, everyone who's been to college knows that hippies make the best professors.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago

Not only that, I'd bet top dollar that the nazi twat has dismantled funding for the research she been fighting for her entire career.

Guy's lucky it didn't take a proctologist with an electrician license to retrieve the stun gun.

[–] shininghero@pawb.social 119 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Ohh! Research citations!
For some reason I read that as police citations and was wondering how the hell she got so dangerously based.

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 23 points 2 days ago

Same here. I read it as: This lady has had 16,000 traffic citations and the driving gods miss selected "kill" in the drop down list when choosing her punishment and accidentally gave her Kung fu superpowers.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 days ago

Worry not: soon the American authorities will treat the former pretty much the same as the latter.

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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 146 points 2 days ago (3 children)

In this paper, we present a novel approach to kick some nazi ass using a large broomstick from a car window.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago

He got off easy. He was this close to having a copy of "Braunwald's Heart Diease" slammed right onto his left ventricle. Watch out for that 11th edition. It's a doozy.

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[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 92 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Dude has a weapon and threatened people with it and cops were like "Alllrighty mister, unfortunstely Im going to have to ask you to come with us". Why were they so gent.....

Ohhh yeah

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 57 points 2 days ago (7 children)

To me, Kyle Rittenhouse trial has to be the most American thing ever, grabbing your assault rifle and heading into a heated situation for no reason whatsoever than that predictably resulting in a death and getting off scott free, that's something that can only happen in the USA

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 27 points 2 days ago

I've heard the Poet say that sometimes 'the very people who work in the forces are by happenstance the very same whomst're burning crosses' (citing from memory)

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago

They’re getting better, they didn’t buy him lunch on the way back

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago

You don't mess with Mama Fratelli.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Love the way that middle-aged woman took down that basement-dwelling neckbeard incel piece of trash.

She's never going to be able to wash the stink off though.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

She's 66, she's a senior citizen.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 59 points 2 days ago

May she live to 132.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 18 points 2 days ago

This Rick Fuze is possibly the most pathetic creature I have ever heard of.

I can't remember ever hearing of or witnessing anything quite this pointlessly mean spirited, weak, stupid, and regrettable.

I mean, when you attack a senior citizen, the best outcome as far as I'm concerned is obviously that the attacker loses. But for it to have actually happened, and in circumstances like this? Absolutely incredible.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I'd prefer we extend "middle age" out to 70. Signed, 54-yo dude.

[–] Trees@lemm.ee 46 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] intelisense@lemm.ee 60 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Doctor of medicine, so there's a greater than zero chance she knows exactly where to hit him. Good on her, though - people need to take a stand.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

phd of in HIV RESEARCH.

[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 44 points 2 days ago

She’s medically trained, so she knows where to hit him. In addition, there’s a lack of barrier to entering the physical space of strangers and physically touching them just in general. That barrier almost doesn’t exist for medical. The rest of the world, middle of the bell curve, hesitates.

And if she’s done direct patient care at any point in her career, there’s a good chance she has no patience left for shenanigans.

[–] mononomi@feddit.nl 57 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Nooodel@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The moral dilemma of not doxing someone vs celebrating them...

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Very good consideration. She did publicly acknowledge it on BlueSky, so I'll take that as permission.

@motherkegs.bsky.social

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Neck beards and maga...like pb&j.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

what a legend

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Do you think that she never wished AIDS on anybody in her life, and this time she was like, "I hope you get AIDS"?

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

That dude has the face of “MAMMA NOOOO!!”

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