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Work must be different in america since its so popular....
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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This message was intended for the children who picked those cocoa beans.
Yeah, I hate this a lot.
Omg, so cursed.
(The message, not the soap chocolate)
The real question is why are you eating Soap
I tried pressing the "hide" button 🤦♂️
Maybe in future I'll have to inspect element to remove that and the ALT when posting Mastodon screenshots 😬
Reminds me of that post awhile ago "Sometimes when my wife has PMS I text her the motivational slogans printed on her tampons."
Also, they should print "That was good! Now back to the HUSTLE!" on a tampon wrapper.
Plot twist: It was actually Dove Soap..
Can anyone think of a closer trademark collision than Dove chocolate and Dove soap? They sell chocolate covered ice cream bars similar in concept to a Klondike bar, and the commercial showed an oblong white thing being covered in chocolate, and child me was very confused.
Where I live there's a butter called "Flora" and a toothpaste "Fluora".
You do not want to confuse these two either.
Isn't that the same thing?
Only if it floats.
Does it turn you into a newt?
You’ll get better.
“That was good, now rinse.”
Moisturizer.
This chocolate is doing the culinary equivalent of a hookup giving you cab fare and telling you to fuck off. Rude.
How else are you going to afford more chocolate?
If you can't afford chocolate, you should be working to earn more money.
/S