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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23128823

show transcriptsolarsyrup posted:
CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."

OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]

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[–] balssh@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago

This is the type of shit I came to lemmy for :)))

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 20 hours ago

I've only been working as a programmer for 2 weeks but I'm already broken... took me a while to figure out how that's standup

[–] sgbrain7@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

I love this one so much

[–] daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

if cavepeople had stand up we'd be extinct long befor the ice age