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[–] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 3 points 10 hours ago

The random use of Italian words

Behold, my new Savona Patty. Then, have some Bellissimo Salad. Would you like some Grazie topping, perhaps a Fortuna sauce?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 10 hours ago

Dont worry babe, you're mistaken: i slaughtered the first one and this was the one from the fridge we were planning to save for later.
...We're not anymore, btw.

[–] FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today 4 points 14 hours ago

Gross. Those hotdogs need to be grilled first.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

And suddenly the last two months make (some) sense

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 30 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

I would eat this whole thing if it would undo the Trump presidency.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

Taking one for the team. Much appreciated ! If it had those powers you'd receive much help & support. Hell, I even think people will fight you for it!

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago

I would eat this whole thing if it would undo feeling like absolute garbage when I'm done.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago
[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Sometimes I see things on the internet that make me wish I was dead.

Right now is one of those times.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 9 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (3 children)

This looks like one of those crazy old-timey recipes from the 50s/60s that you would see in a magazine.

The only thing missing is the whole thing being encased in green Jell-O.

That gay Bermudian dude who makes old recipes for better or worse on Tiktok did this one, didn't add the hot dogs though. It is exactly as you say. It's basically a pound of balogna slathered in cream cheese decorated with EZ cheese. For some goddamn reason. Wash it down with a cool refreshing glass of beef fizz.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

My dad would fondly recall dinners of cubed spam mixed into cream cheese. I never looked at my grandmother the same after that.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Don't blame them. They went through the Great Depression and WWII. They've known scarcity like we have no concept of (...yet?).

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Okay, now imagine, like OP said in another comment: would you eat this entire thing if doing so undid 47's presidency?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

I'd eat two of them

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Glad I could assist!

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

I just got over a stomach flu and my appetite was juuuuuuuuust starting to come back.

Not anymore.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 3 points 17 hours ago

You and your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 19 hours ago

American ~~delicacy~~

travesty

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

it would me more American if it had sliced dill pickles instead of olives

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago
[–] pewpew@feddit.it 2 points 18 hours ago

Don't touch Bologna

[–] Gigameister@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Bro this made me sick from just looking at it..

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

I just can't, I had hot dog balogna cake for breakfast lunch and dinner every day this year

Enough's enough

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

This is what the over weight nuclear launch operator has to wipe off his mouth while fumbling with his cheese whiz slathered fingers for the unlock keys ... then dies of a massive heart attack before being able to launch the first strike.

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 0 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

This is the height of the American palate. JFC they cook with cheetos, processed “cheese” and sprite FFS.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Incorrect. This is just memes.

Also, processed cheese is simply cheese with emulsifiers added to it.

Unless you're talking specifically about Kraft "cheese product" singles.

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 0 points 21 hours ago

I know it’s just memes. Am I not allowed to poke fun on a meme shitposting c/?