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That kid has a future. They understood the premise, found a creative way to use it, then successfully embarrassed their dad. That's S-Tier trolling.

OPs account age is 1 day, this single post and zero comments. Most likely a copy and paste bot, which is hilarious because what are they farming for here? There's no karma!

¿que?

Cuz, f tha police?

The problem is society massively rewards lying within limits. Kind of like when you make a resume that explains your one week spring break drunken binge as a "Cultural Exchange Opportunity".

"Never lie!!!"

Knock knock "Are there any Mexicans in this house?"

"YES SIR, they're hiding in my basement to escape your search."

Lying to save five bucks at a corporate chain is fine man. Lying to a local business is kind of shitty. Maybe teach kids when lying is acceptable, instead of arbitrarily deciding all lying is bad.

Nah, yer not alone. we're out here. Just quiet.

And that's exactly why your kid will never make lieutenant.

Thank you. I was so uncomfortable with this as a kid

So that they help you quickly when you need it. Not saying it’s right. Just saying that’s how it works.

It's called a protection racket, it's popular in organized crime.

In some places, policemen are respected members of the community who help society.

Businesses that give away free drinks and whatnot to cops tend to have more cops around, and if a place is known to have more cops around they tend to get stolen from less.

Legal small bribes. It is why places like Speedway have a button for free police beverage. They want cops to stop by on their breaks so people regularly see cop cars in the parking lot.

Protection racket, I presume

Because business owners are bootlickers

The queue. It's a British thing.

Edit: your one's much better; just adding this edit so people don't miss it ;-)

All Cats Are Beautiful

All children are bullshitters

Assigned Cop At Birth.

“I’m sorry ma'am... it’s a cop”