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[–] Generalteetius01@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 hours ago
[–] CookieShovel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 4 hours ago
[–] Chonk@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago

Chicken wearin pants

[–] birbs@lemmy.world 23 points 5 hours ago
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago
[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 25 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] owsei@programming.dev 19 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Dashing lil guy

I wanted to give it a tophat, a watch and a cane.

[–] creation7758@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] owsei@programming.dev 1 points 19 minutes ago

They all came out kinda wrong :(

But if you wanna give it a go, go right ahead :)

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I just assume that the cane is on the other side.

[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 17 points 12 hours ago
[–] turbulentMagma@lemm.ee 27 points 13 hours ago
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 46 points 17 hours ago
[–] 48954246@lemmy.world 55 points 18 hours ago
[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago
[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 51 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

this ones my favorite. silly lil guy

[–] Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org 67 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 17 hours ago

Laid three eggs

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago

The problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness.

-Sanic

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 43 points 21 hours ago
[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 63 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 23 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] squigglycunt@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

a cumswallow you mean?

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This took me about an hour

[–] Adm_Drummer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Brilliant minds think alike.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 30 points 1 day ago

This raises a lot of questions reguarding the chicken & egg thing.

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 9 points 22 hours ago

57 minutes between the post and your comment, your sense of time is very precise.

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 30 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

I sent this to my husband and a few of my friends and wanted to share their responses too

[–] static_slabs@feddit.rocks 43 points 23 hours ago
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 19 hours ago

impressive. very nice. now duplicate the detail on its chest

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 40 points 1 day ago
[–] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 16 points 1 day ago

A thing of beauty.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Omg a charlizard

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 23 points 23 hours ago
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 22 points 23 hours ago