Fuck you I'm vegan
Lemmy Shitpost
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
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2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
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3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
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4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
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5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
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Can be vegan macking. The carrier pigeons do not discriminate
TIL that's a thing on Lemmy
One of the lucky 10000 I guess
(I do use that feature when it's available, I just didn't know Lemmy had it)
Nice, I don't like Mac and cheese anyways.
But this post doesn't have a description....?
Saigot dismissed the alarm and pressed POST. His illuminating text, rightly identifying the shit nature of the meme, was abstracted into a billion electrons, photons, and radio waves racing across the planet. The message was out now; the hard part was done. He leaned back against the soft padding of the chair from which he surveyed the confusion. How much damage had been done? What on earth possessed this lunatic to create something to utterly unhelpful?
--the camera zooms out of Saigot's window to a cloudless night, panning up to a stark, ominously full moon. The moon dominates the frame and stares back at the viewer... or through them... for a second too long. The pan continues down to another building, another window, entering another room in a much rougher part of town--
Countrypunk would realize the irony of what had happened in a few hours, but for the moment nothing existed or mattered beyond the line of potash and the sharp card edge that neatly shaped it. When it finally met his standards he reached into the drawer but hesitated at the only thing his hand found. Slowly, he drew out the crazy straw. The last thing his father had given him before disappearing that night so many years ago. "Fuck you too." He dismissed the old memory and it joined the nagging background noise with all the other things that would be a million miles away in a few seconds. At any other time he'd struggle to keep a steady hand but that promised ochre bliss gave him a terrifying focus. He raised the many-looped tube to his face and closed his eyes. The self loathing, the regret, even the tiny notification noise saying his post had gotten a reply all disappeared. He inhaled sharply and the potassium raced through him until there was nothing. Nothing but the dull roar of orange lightning.
reading your skillfully crafted shitpost at 4 am in a sleepless night makes it even more ridiculously magical. Imma have some nightwater, heres to you my bard!
Finishing this post and then seeing other lemmy clients show the text correctly was an unexpected treat.
I'd like to thank the jerboa devs as well as the US education system for making me the clown I am today.
Im able to read the accessible caption on the Voyager app by clicking the image itself :)
Doesn't seem to work in Eternity. :(
Sad, I wonder how the captions work
I never realized Lemmy supported alt tags for this. Time for a Thunder Issue/PR.
Edit, nevermind, it already supports it but the instance must have 0.19.4 of Lemmy.
I'm on Thunder and I see the caption same as the Voyager screenshot.
Yea, learned it was because instances must he running 0.19.4.
I'm using the Voyager app, but I don't see a caption on mine?? Is there some setting I need to enable?
Your instance must be running 0.19.4.
Do you get them by mail?
No you get it by carrier pigeon